I know I’m worth way more than what you’re treating me as, but I just can’t get enough. You’re literally the definition of oblivious and it’s sad.
Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.
My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day.
i cant lmao
Lawd bless her
i fucking hate you kathy lee
im laughing so hard oh my god
oh my fucking god
I think I fell harder than those mugs watching this omfggg
"you just ate"